@supbruh

Gamer Insults

If you want to insult a gamer, don't call them an idiot or a lady dog or a wet slipper. Just call them a n00b and there you go. They are insulted for their entire life..

@Gabby

The bar was walked into by the passive voice..

@ohitsmarcus

A girl who washes her hair with bicarbonate of soda tells her brother that she does so. Her brother asks her why. She responds "I like to get back to basics.".

@doomeddreamer

Google

Dear google. Please stop behaving like my wife. Allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing/suggesting..

@mirsabwasim

Where's Uranus?

One day John went up to his wife and said can I see Uranus . His wife said where's Uranus . At the top of your legs ur anus.

@MrKieronStewart

Neutrino In A Bar

The bar man said "Hey, we do not serve your kind here." A neutrino walks into a bar..

@imma_storyteller

awkward.

Those times your sat down and you desperately need the loo and can't be bothered to go, and when you eventually can be bothered, you wet yourself while you're getting up. -awkward-.

@RobertACollins

Science

Evolution is just a theory.... Well so is gravity but I don't see you jumping out of buildings.