I'm A Hypocrite

I'm clean
But I'm not Pure.

You're nice
But you must have something to hide.

I'm and 'early bird' who loves to catch the worm
But this 'bird' loves to sleep.

I like to sing
But I sound like a dying cat.

I'm funny
But I'm not Hilarious

Your music sounds good
But mine is better.

I want to lose weight
But I LOVE FOOD!

Parties are cool
But I'd rather stay in my bed.

I'm a scaredy cat
But Roller Coasters are AWESOME!

Everyone has a talent
But I don't.

You're pretty
But not good enough.

I'm annoying
On purpose ;)

I have Faith
But not enough.

I Love You
But I hate that I love you.

I'm okay.
But I don't believe it myself.

I'm a perfectionist
But I procrastinate.

I want to Major in English
butt i sukk @ spellying

You think you know me
But you don't.