@Burrfoot

What's got wings and sucks blood?... .... Always Ultra....

@Eatonlynch

Fun with calculator

There was a girl who was 13 her boob size was 84 and her moms were 45 and she was on 02 tablets and she took 4 that left her .......... 138,445,02 X.

@benaken

Yo Fat Momma

Yo momma's so fat that when she heard it was chilly outside she ran to grab a bowl and spoon.

@faruc

Hehe

Why is 6 afraid of 7. - because 7 caught 6 and 9 in the act. Dun diddly doo dah ba-dun dee daw yeah!!!!.

@Eatonlynch

My little sister's password for the Disney website is 'MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto'. When I asked her why , she said; "They told me to use 4 characters.

@Smurf

A Pub Joke..

My friend- Wanna here a joke. Me- Sure. My friend- Okay, and Irish man walks out of a bar... Me-....funny guy you are!.

@shazydee

Spice Life

Last weekend my husband added some spice to our sex life, He left home..

@dwdisney

Tom Jones Joke

A man walked into the doctors room and said. I can't stop singing the Greene green grass of home by Tom jones. The doctor said ok let me have a look at you.