So a guys in a dark bar and turns to the girl next to him and says "do you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The woman turns to him and says "I'm the women's heavy weight champion of the world and i'm blonde, the girl sitting next to me has just been named world's deadliest woman and she's blonde too, are you sure you want to tell that joke?" the guy shakes his head and says "Nah don't want to have to explain it twice"
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