@Odd It's funny how erection, infection and protection all rhyme - remember to put a hat on it guys. Or this might become something more serious than a joke... Like herpies... Nobody wants herpies. 43 words
@Dave2332 Terminator 2 Dropping bomb in lab Scientist: ( breath very strongly) John: dude come on(very angry) Scientist: (breath very strongly again) John: Dude just drop the fucking bomb already. 27 words
@albisher Banana and a vibrator sitting on a bedside table. Banana turns to vibrator: I don't know why you're fuckin shaking, she's going to eat me!. 25 words
@AnonLifeliver Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat comes along and flashes at them. One of them has a stroke, the other one couldn't quite reach. :D. 35 words
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