Joke

@rominkemalka

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@Dave2332

Terminator 2

Dropping bomb in lab Scientist: ( breath very strongly) John: dude come on(very angry) Scientist: (breath very strongly again) John: Dude just drop the fucking bomb already.

@Edhum3

- Read It And Weep -

I GOT A DIG BICK You that read wrong You read that wrong too!.

@blahblah

Well I Never

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball. Gaged.

@albisher

Banana and a vibrator sitting on a bedside table. Banana turns to vibrator: I don't know why you're fuckin shaking, she's going to eat me!.

@nikujagagirl

The Simpsons

Marge: Bart. How did you get that cellphone?!?!?!?. Bart: Same way you got me, by accident... on a golf course..

@Andy_Hayhurst

Jimmy Saville

When I was 11, I was Jimmy Saville's wingman..

@Odd

It's funny how erection, infection and protection all rhyme - remember to put a hat on it guys. Or this might become something more serious than a joke... Like herpies... Nobody wants herpies.