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Gentlemen's Etiquette - The Gameshow

Gentleman's etiquette the gameshow

Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to anothhhhhhhher Trapdoooor.

(Jingle)

And tonight we have three contestants the fabulous @leele101, @Burfoot, and gaaaaaazpland

Let's make some noise!

Cheer cheer
(jingle)

So @gazplend you have said you have one like a sailing mast below, true? Well lets see which trap you'll pick 1, 2 3 or (audience join in) 4

Oh gaz has gone for Trap 1. Good choice my man.

Burfoot, you delight people with the tales of your odd shaped balls, so will it be 2, 3or (audience join in) 4!

Remember, (host speaks to audience) they don't know which trap has already been taken, let's see what he does

So Burfoot what's it gonna be?

Trap 4?

(audience cheer)

Yes, still in the game Burfoot

And finally, leelee101, how are you feeling at this point?
Nervous, under pressure from the etiquette of gentlemen's toiletry?

So, leelee, you know two places have already been taken, choose the wrong one, will be a mortal sin and you will forever have to hang your head in shame.
What's it gonna be..... 1, 2, 3 or (audience join in) 4!

(nervous pause for televisual effect)

Trap 2

Leelee101 makes his way to the traps, (other contestants hidden) and steps on to number 2 space.

(big flushing sound)
Audience laugh hysterically as leelee falls through the floor.

So ladies and gentlemen we still have two contestants left.

Let the pissing contest begin!!!

Inspired by household challenge- Gentlemen's Etiquette by leelee 101

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For @leelee101 😂😘

😍😍😍 love it hunny! You nutter! 🚽🚽🚽 I would never have picked trap 2 tho... I'd have snuck off to the ladies next door! Much nicer... 😂😂😂😂😂 Brilliant, woman brilliant 👍😘❤💋

Brilliant lmao! 😂😂😂

@leelee101 I know. But in the interests of artistic licence you picked 2. 😘

@sjw thanks my lovely. Just a bit of fun😘

@eddie12309 what a blast! Bloody excellent 👍😘❤

Hahahaha ace! 😂😂😂

The pissing contest is always my favorite part ...

Ha ha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂....brilliant😃😃😃

What do you think-is Mad H for real?? If I'd had only two poems out of hundreds published, I'd DEFINITELY know their titles off by heart! Maybe past experiences on here have made me overly suspicious & cynical.....or maybe my female intuition is actually always right. Hmmm....😉

Not sure, spotted the talent on my household challenge. Have a look at hers. It's the plunger one. Literally came in within seconds and was very excitable about the entry correlating with the age but..... This one is just so adult in content. I spammed one this week that was copied off Internet. It was at no 1 so had to do it. Felt bad though. 😔

@Fly10 💚

I've spammed a couple too, but I did comment first (discreetly) & give them a chance to include original author etc....comments were ignored sadly😔 I've searched a few of MadH's but can't trace any on net-however they could easily be from some obscure site. One thing I DEFINITELY don't believe, is that she is a child-there's an adult behind it somewhere! Apart from the one posted today, there's a couple of others with adult themes, relationships etc. All a little odd. Guess we'll just have to watch this space, & make sure we chase the 'published' pieces too! 😌😘

P.S Delete comments lady😉😘

@Fly10 indeed. Hope this is a welcome break from the shitty side of business ? Will delete now.

ANY distraction is welcome! Got my detective head on anyway going through shambles of company accounts....😖 Rather be scouring poetry & hoping inspiration AND some time to write return soon. Kids driving me bonkers on top of all that, as weather so shitty😖 Rant over! Catch you soon xx

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