The Four Bears (-1)

The most important lady in his life, woke with a song,
The other hid under the duvet, where she did so love to belong.

He grumbled, turned over, "just another half hour - please"
But the women were impatient, one needed a nappy, the other a cup of tea.

So daddy bear rose, shook the sleep from his tired head;
Wandered to the bathroom, like an extra from the Walking Dead.

Then the sounds of animals, echoed through the house;
A horse from the bathroom, and delighted squeaks from a mouse.

Daddy bear grumbled, but blew a kiss to his wife;
And beamed from ear to ear, when saw his favourite little lady in his life.

But then:

"Mmmm that's a lovely present, I smell for me, I think mummy can get up and make her own cup of tea."

Mummy bear growled, and ignored the remark,
While baby bear giggled and from the mat did depart.

Calamity ensued, and a chase did begin,
With a botty full of pooh, and a mischievous grin.

Mummy bear listened smugly, and laughed off her head,
Then shouted through, ' when you've finished sweetie, don't forget my tea in bed!'