Kids kids all over the place!
In and out the house leaving no space
Just five minutes of quiet I do
Desire
Just my house back is all I require
How come all the kids off our street
Come to my house to meet
Just play outside kids and give me some peace
And that includes my two who the fridge have fleeced!
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@gazplend ha ha....that bugger must have slipped in whilst I was dancing in front of my leather chair💃💃👷💃💃
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