If Babies Could Talk

Mummy mummy mummy my mouth hurts my mouth hurts!

(Aw mummy make it better with a nice long cuddle and some magic powder, there there all better)

10minutes later...

Oh that tastes funny, mummy. Now my mouth is all tingly. Thank you for my cuddle I feel better now ....

10 minutes later...

Only joking! Mummy mummy mummy listen to the new sound I can make... Good isn't it... I think I'll practice that for a while.

(Aw how sweet)

Another 10 minutes later...

Are you still listening mummy? Do you think big brother will like this sound if I do it louder?

(Mmmm not so sweet now)

Mummy mummy mummy look I can reach those toys now they go jingle jingle. Yey. This is fun

(Now now its not playtime darling, hush little baby back to sleep)

Oh didn't expect to see you, but thanks for coming to play. Look I can bounce too! Look mummy look!

(Hush little baby back to sleep)

I don't want to sleep! Mummy mummy! I don't want to sleep.
I want to play!

(Sshh shhh don't want to wake up big brother, hush little baby back to sleep)

5 minutes later...

Mummy Mummy mummy I'm lonely now. Ive forgotten how to get to sleep....

Did you here me? I've forgotten how to sleep, I need a cuddle!

(There there all better, now off to sleep)

Oh I got a kiss and a cuddle. Love you mummy but don't go. I like it when your here. Mummy!...

(Silence At last...)

10 minutes later...

Mmmm I'm bored now think I'll practice that sound again. Good isn't it?
Ooooo what's that? Oh thats the thing that keeps nappies in. I think I'll take them all out and count them. 1....2....3....4.... Hey look mummy I can throw them about.

(Now now, we don't play with nappies darling, back to sleep)

2 minutes later...

I didn't finish counting. Think ill do that again 1...2..

(Back to sleep darling, I'll just move this over here, night night)

5 minutes later....

Mummy mummy can I have a cuddle again?cuddles! Mummy mummy. I want cuddl....

20 minutes later

(All is quiet, but I'm now wide awake!)