Purple Rage

MrsS • 265 followers

I'm screaming and I'm shouting,
I've really had enough!
I'm punching and I'm kicking,
Incoherent as I blub.

My speech is slurred,
I'm in a mess,
My face is streaming
and purple, I must confess.

Yelling at the top of my voice,
Going to be heard,
There is NO CHOICE!!!!

Not interested in why I'm in here,
Don't care what I have done!
Just get me out of this bloomin' cot
So I can finish what I have begun!!
~
Ah, toddler screaming fits.... It's like having a drunk old man on helium with Tourette's in the house!!!! o-O

#family-humor #general #parenting #toddler-tantrum

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Burrfoot

Sep 19, 2012 at 11:12 AM

Had a similar morning!! Screaming blue murder until tickled then laughing his head off.. And repeat! Nap time now though 😃😂👏

MrsS

Sep 19, 2012 at 11:14 AM

@Burrfoot We're not napping today, due to photo at nursery at an awkward time. Think he's also getting (yet another) cough/cold, so a bit grumpy. Wish me luck for the afternoon, think I'm gonna need it!! 😲😂😂

MrsS

Sep 19, 2012 at 11:16 AM

@Burrfoot And a 🍺 for the RP x

sjw

Sep 19, 2012 at 11:30 AM

Thankfully mines not reached that age yet..she's still a little angel 👼😂😂😂😘

naaviie

Sep 19, 2012 at 11:35 AM

Errrrggghhhhhhhh!! 😱

leelee101

Sep 19, 2012 at 12:09 PM

😂😂😂👏❤

misslittleDHP

Sep 19, 2012 at 12:28 PM

I have twin girlies who need amusing ALL day as we have dropped the afternoon nap...but the upside is they go to bed early...they are bad tempered and grisly from 3.30 onwards...feeling this write Hun 👏👏👏👏👏😜😝😲

MrsS

Sep 19, 2012 at 12:34 PM

@sjw Aw 💛 enjoy while it lasts!!! 😳😱😂😂😉

MrsS

Sep 19, 2012 at 12:35 PM

@sjw 👠👠👢👢 for the RP!

MrsS

Sep 19, 2012 at 1:12 PM

@misslittleDHP Oh yes, know the feeling - think we're on the cusp of dropping naps, not all days now, just some... My eldest stopped around 18-19 months old!!!! (he's got some hyperactivity, so that figured). Sending you some strong-arm strength to help you through! 💪💪💪💪

MrsS

Sep 19, 2012 at 1:14 PM

@misslittleDHP and 💐 🍸🍸 for the RP x

misslittleDHP

Sep 19, 2012 at 2:11 PM

@MrsS thanks Hun 🍸🍸...to keep you going too 😃😃

MrsS

Sep 19, 2012 at 5:38 PM

Thanks for the RP @ckahn 💐🍧

eddie12309

Sep 19, 2012 at 10:30 PM

😂😂😂bloody brilliant. My eldest tried a tantrum once when he was about two it was his last. I left him having a hissy fit on floor and went outside abs finished the gardening. 👍👏💚