The hamsters dead,
It's being buried near my shed,
The daughters distraught,
Her tempers fraught,
I'm secretly happy,
That we lost the little chappy,
No I'm not being evil,
That hamster stunk people,
Not to mention the racket,
At night I couldn't hack it,
Gnawing on the metal cage,
At 1am filled me with rage,
Three fucking years,
That noise filled my bleeding ears,
Don't get me wrong I loved it,
Even though it was me he bit,
On many occasions he'd sink his teeth,
Pulling blood from underneath,
I'm not making the same mistake,
Of buying another to placate,
This time Ill get her a fish tank,
In time she'll love them and me she'll thank,
I'm the one who's gotta clean them,
And I won't be getting bitten by the hamster demon.
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Comments & Feedback (49)
@leelee101 hahaha brilliant!! We should have a rhyming day on all comments left!! Would be interesting!! 😂 thanks honey 😘❤
@HarleyQuinn I agree honey they are hard work, I've got a marine tank, in fact with the amount of animals I could quite easily open my own zoo!! Haha!! Thanks honey 😘❤🌹
😂 We once "babysat" a gerbil for my cousin. It was evil and luckily it died at Christmas last year. Best Christms present ever! 😂🐹
@HarleyQuinn haha I know that feeling!! Seriously I've never spent so much time on a fish!! Mental!! Love watching them though!! We need to design a self cleaning self maintained fish tank, we'd be minted 😘😊
Hamsters are nasty little things usually, fancy mice are much nicer, don't bite if they are handled but they still need cleaning out! I doubt your daughter will be impressed with a fish though! 😹😹🐭
@crowncottage I doubt it too!! I refuse to get another hamster though!! Maybe if I get her a fancy goldfish?? Who am I kidding I'm doomed 😂😂😂
@RichWithey omg they're worse than hamsters and more expensive 😂 thanks for the repost my lovely 🍺😘❤
Awww hamsters are cute and they only smell if you don't clean out there wee daily I've had 3 hamsters in my life and only been bitten once maybe it's the breed you got mine were all Syrian Hamsters and we are definitely getting one for Poppie once she's old enough to hold things without squidging it between her fingers lol 😂 @RichWithey a Furby...really! Lmao 😂 @crowncottage they aren't nasty little things 😔😱
@sjw the last hamster we had was amazing, I was so sad to see him die but this one was a bloody nightmare!! It was a Syrian but with an attitude of a Russian haha!! If only I could find one just like my last one, he even sat at the front of the cage like he was asking to come out. I miss him. And @RichWithey is delusional!! Haha 😂😘❤
@crowncottage lol well I know if they aren't handled they can be bitey or if you have the smell of food on your hands stuff like that or maybe you've met a demon one 👿😂
@sjw I did write usually! I think the problem is that they are not handled enough and naturally when they are scared, they bite. I knew, when I wrote the comment that someone would leap to their defence. If your experiences are good, it's quite right to say I am wrong. I can't pretend I have ever met a nice one though! 🐹👆 that's my sore finger! 😹😹😽
@crowncottage lol I just had to when I read the post I was like 😱 and just had to leap to their defence! But of course everyone's experiences are different bandage for your poorly finger 😂😘
@Summer87 I love them too, I love all animals just not that particular one 😊 thanks for the repost honey 😘❤🌹
@Summer87 welcome to opuss!! My only advice is to write write write, never copy someone else's words, read like and share other people's work. There are alot of very talented writers on here who will be more than happy to help you if you need it. If you need anything gimme a shout 😊😘
@sammielee46 Your a real helper!!!!Your advice is really gonna help me!I just gotta think up some ideas and ill be ready to go!!!!Im thankful that I got to know you!
@sammielee46 some people are born to be writers like you!I mean,your ranked number 4!!!how could you not be a good writer?!?!??👍
@Summer87 ignore the ranking system, I don't quite get it! I may be number 4 but to me there are loads of people who deserve that spot over me!! Everybody has the ability to write, just takes time practice and patience to improve and excel!! 😊
@sammielee46 wow Sammielee that was really something but other people probably think the same thing right now
@sammielee46 I know your not the only person who thinks someone else should have their spot in rank:-)😋
We had a demon hamster once with big red eyes! Actually he was sold to me as a hamster but... I can sympathise entirely! ✨🌟🌙🌟✨
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