Steeeeeeeeve The Truck Driver!!!

(for @OdinsFist)

I was driving down the mountain road
In my truck was a heavy load
The road was covered on some ice
I hated it cus it was not nice
The snow was falling from the sky
If it covers me then I will die
I fell asleep but not in bed
It was a mistake cus now I'm dead

My name is Steve and I drive a truck
And I always feel that I'm out of luck
And now I fear my death is near
So save my life you magic beer

CUS I'M STEEEEEEEVE
The invincible, magical, alcoholic who drives a truck

I was driving down the desert road
In my truck was a not so heavy load
The road was covered on green cacti
I fear behind them is a spy
He turns around and pulls the trigger
I know how much my mates will snigger
The bullet hit me in the head
It was a mistake cus now I'm dead

My name is Steve and I drive a truck
And I always feel that I'm out of luck
And now I fear my death is near
So save my life you magic beer