Pure Silliness!

gazplend • 442 followers

Who's been eating my lovely choc ices?
I know it could not have been mices
Not only can they not open the fridge door
Everybody knows they like rocket lollies more
So was it maybe one of my kids?
They say they were busy playing drums on dustbin lids
Maybe it was my pet,furry squirrel nutkins
But he was taking advantage of the lidless dustbins!
Choc ices were the last thing on his mind
Busy eating crap like tea bags and bacon rind
Actually after all that it may have been me!
I eat two at a time and sometimes even three!!

#family-comedy #food-mystery #general #humor-poetry #self-deprecation

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Comments & Feedback (11)

Jul 28, 2012 at 9:40 PM

It was someone evil... Not me though. I'm intolerant to the stuff.

Jul 28, 2012 at 9:57 PM

Naughty boy - you were doing so well at the gym, you were almost ready for your Super Hero Pants!!!! 👙😲😂😂

Jul 28, 2012 at 11:47 PM

@Odd evil choc ice thief!! You do look a bit shifty! 😄😘

Jul 28, 2012 at 11:47 PM

@MrsS pleeeeeaaase let me have my pants!!! 😰😘

Jul 28, 2012 at 11:52 PM

@gazplend Oh go on then 👙 but they only look good with these 👠👠 😉😉😳😂😂😂

Jul 28, 2012 at 11:54 PM

@MrsS nooo! They will clash with my eyes! Do you have any in black? 😄😘😘

Jul 28, 2012 at 11:55 PM

@gazplend How about these? 👢👢 (Wonder Woman did boots!!!!) 😜😍😂😂😂

Jul 28, 2012 at 11:58 PM

@MrsS are you actually comparing me to wonder woman???? 😳😘😘

Jul 29, 2012 at 12:05 AM

@gazplend Nooooooo 😳😳😳 You're way better than her, she NEVER wore a pink, polka dot bikini and knee-highs!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jul 29, 2012 at 11:14 AM

@MrsS yeh that's true! Erm.... I mean me neither!!!

Jul 29, 2012 at 11:14 AM

@MrsS 😉😘

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