I'm a shit bus driver, I tend to get lost everyday
I'll overcharge you if you get on, then I'll ask you the way
I drink while I'm working and I'm always smoking drugs
My boss calls you customers, but I like to call you mugs
I don't care if your late and you need to get somewhere fast
If I see you at the bus stop, I usually just laugh and then drive past
I stop and have my dinner, there's this cafe I know that's great
I leave the people on the bus, as I like to make them c**ts wait
I really hate my customers, especially the old
I like to make them wait in the freezing fucking cold
I don't give no change, so don't expect none from your fiver
If you protest I tap my sign that says 'don't speak to the driver'
If I see you running for my bus, I like to play a game
I stop and wait for you to get real close, then I just drive off again
I don't give you a ticket, I'll just say the machines not working
Then I'll pocket all the money and just carry on smirking.
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It makes me giggle so much when I see a guy (who thinks he's cool) running for a bus and the bus pulls off and he tries to style it out and look like he wasn't running πππ
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