The Three Musketeers

@glen

Shit Bus Driver

I'm a shit bus driver, I tend to get lost everyday. I'll overcharge you if you get on, then I'll ask you the way. I drink while I'm working and I'm always smoking drugs.

@naaviie

Today

Today I'm feeling rather kinky, I worked today in only a biki-ni. So sparsely clothed under my overall, I scooted about, having a ball.

@albisher

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.

@patdolan83

I am The Apprentice

#acrostic *swearing will follow shortly (R)eally Mr Sugar, your firing me.

@Eatonlynch

Mc Donald's Application

This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald’s in Florida… and they hired him because he was so honest and funny. NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet.

@BlueIcecream

A Joke :)

You: I hate my life Friend: Why. You: I'm 22, work in fast food, and will probably never do anything better Friend: Don't say that.

@Delilah

Pudgy Polly

'Right,' said Pudgy Polly As she woke on Monday morn.

@alihemadeh

Just A Joke

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.