*swearing will follow shortly
(R)eally Mr Sugar, your firing me?
(E)rrm I don't fucking think so because you see
(S)acked by you I'll never be
(I) hereby quit, I take my leave
(G)o screw yourself you amstrad geek
(N)ah I'm just kidding..same time next week?
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Today I'm feeling rather kinky, I worked today in only a biki-ni. So sparsely clothed under my overall, I scooted about, having a ball.
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