I'm a shit fireman because I'm shit scared of fire
My boss has got the hump and he calls me a liar
I don't know what it is that makes me run from the flame
If anyone dies, then I'm definitely to blame
We drive to the fire with our sirens on full blast
When we go in the building I make sure I'm the last
I'm so scared of fire, I'm even scared of the sun
If someone lights a fag up, I usually shit myself and run
I think I'm in the wrong job, I'm even scared of heights
I don't like our engine either with its big bright blue lights
I'm a very shit scared fireman, I struggle through the day
But I love the slidey pole and my fireman's pay
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@eddie12309 my naked fireman's calendar will be in the shops this Christmas lol I might use the different months with me posing with my hose as my profile pic ๐๐๐
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