A Greg Cruse Joke

@JulianPichelski

The Difference Between Humans And machines

If I tell my phone to wake me up at 7AM, it will normally do so at that time, until I turn it off.

@Dave2332

Stronghold

Thanks to stronghold games I can burn cites get drunk and go in to the burning cites(: LOL.

@caralyons

KEEP CALM<3!

Keep Calm and Bazinga<3!.

@ANRS14

I find people sophisticated when they say thirty-five hundred (EX.) instead of three thousand, five hundred..

@dougietjs

Science Teacher

My science teacher threw sodium at me That's a salt.

@bambang

ada ngga ya

jikalau ada alat untuk menghitung beban pikiran manusia mungkin saya akan membelinya. jikalau ada tempat buat nyimpen beban kehidupan mungkin juga saya akan membelinya. jadi ada ngga ya.

@Gabby

The past, present and future walked into a bar - it was tense..

@marilynsmind

Favourite Joke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. Whheeeerrreeeeessss my tractor?.