((A repeat of one of my Perversary Rhymes. Come from a set of 10! ))
Bah bah crack pimp, have you any hoes?
Yes Sir Yes Sir, Heres how it goes.
One for the Master
One for the Dame.
And one for the kinky stuff who likes all the pain.
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Hahaha! I love this. My friend Matt and I come up with dirty things everyday. In fact, we made a two page list of alternate movie titles that could be used for porn titles. Don't judge but it's a lot of fun! Hahaha 😜😝😂
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