@bowlch

The Train Journey

Bloke not feeling well, rushing for his train. Has attack of the shits and craps himself. Buys a new pair of trousers from shop in the station.

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@StoryTeller

Awww Bless!

My baby cousin said to me 'let's play hide and seek!' so I said 'okay, I will count and you hide.

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@welshgirl44

Weird Girl

I'm just a weird girl. Trying NOT to be individual. Trying to fit in. Trying to be popular..

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@JonJonCollins

A Close Call

Early morning, Friday 13th, My eyes still sting from the lack of sleep, My mouth dying for a coffee, I arise out of bed and run Laura a bath then walk towards the kitchen for that morning fix of...

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@koyboy

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once urinated in a trucks gas tank as a joke we now know this truck as Optimus prime.

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@anunkindnessofravens

A Short Story

There once was a man named Charlie. He was very short. The End..

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@Gideon

John

John was a happy man, he lived in a shed, drove a lawn mower and had a nice red hat and a fishing rod. He had a peaceful life until the kids came round and threw him in the pond to drown.....

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@bowlch

The Good Neighbour

Friend has a dog that jumps into nextdoor’s garden. Tears up garden, flower beds etc and then appears with a dead bunny in its mouth. Friend panics.

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