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You're Do Different Part Seventeen -------David's Point Of View------- "Do I know you?" she repeated, cocking her head to the side. "It's me, David." I said, reaching for her hand. She pulled away and stared at me. "I don't know you." Seri…

Your So Different|Part Seventeen (Finale) • Opuss № I

“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” ― Anne Frank

Opuss № I

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

Batman and Robin • Opuss № I

Danny woke up in the bed of the girl he slept with that night. It was morning and he got up and asked her of she had a lighter. She said, "Yeah, in the top drawer." Danny proceeded to the top drawer, to find a picture of a man. "Is this you…

Oh Danny.. • Opuss № I

I like my girls like I like my wine. 9-years-old and locked in a cellar..

Opuss № I

My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I was shocked.. That's a big word for a 6-year-old

Opuss № I

Whats green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels..

Opuss № I

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

Opuss № I

You're So Different Part Thirteen "Fuck." I said, turning around. "Hey Tina." Rick said, closing the door. "Oh great! Just great!" I said sarcastically. Rick smiled and moved closer. "You never learn, do you Tina?" he murmured, holding my …

You're So Different|Part Thirteen • Opuss № I

The very first You're So Different got 35 likes ad put me in 16th for the top stories this year. I didn't even realize it. I have other spots in it too, from Truth Hurts. I probably have the most spots in the list. Thanks you everyone for …

Opuss № I

I'm going to finish the story I'm doing first, called "You're So Different." I'm not interesting anyone in any way anymore, and the only thing keeping me to this app is everyone asking for the next part, so when You're So Different finishe…

I'm Leaving • Opuss № I

“The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.” ― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

Opuss № I

How many people are on Opuss?

Opuss № I

“I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university.” ― Albert Einstein

Opuss № I

You're So Different Part Nine I woke up, to find David standing over me. "David?" I mumbled. "Tina? Are you ok??" he asked me. "Gosh, my stomach hurts." I breathed, scrunching my nose. "I would believe that. You took a bullet to the stomac…

Your So Different|Part Nine • Opuss № I

Sorry for not posting stuff. My Internet was gone so I didn't get to do anything at all, and I still dropped about 30 ranks :/ i'll be trying my best to do better!

Opuss № I

“Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed, citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.” ― Margaret Mead

Opuss № I

If you love two people, go for the second, 'cause it was the fault of the first, why you fell in love with the second.

Opuss № I

“Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.” ― George Bernard Shaw

Opuss № I

This dog is dog a dog good dog way dog to dog keep dog an dog idiot dog busy dog for dog 20 dog seconds dog! …Now read without the word dog.

Opuss № I

But I don't like it, when people unfollow me, after I've followed them. It makes this place seem a lot like Twitter..

Opuss № I

I love it when I see people liking the Opuss's I made months ago. It makes me feel loved, and it let's me know that people still like the stuff I post :)

Opuss № I

More people should know of Opuss.

Opuss № I

“If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to p…

Opuss № I

You're So Different Part Two I showed her around, introduced her to almost everybody. The weirdest thing was, is that we had the exact same schedule. Kinda creepy. We were in the hallway and I was pointing out people. "That's Katy. She's p…

You're So Different|Part Two • Opuss № I

You're So Different Part One "Ew!! What the hell is that!?" Nelly screeched, looking at her dissected frog. Nelly, the school slut. Mr.Frinze, sighed and answered, "That would be the lung." I picked up the heart and shoved it in front of h…

Your So Different|Part One • Opuss № I

Sorry for the delay on the story, I lost it and I was trying to find it :/ I have it now, so it'll be up in a minute :)

Opuss № I

Went from rank 28 -> rank 22 -> rank 19 in the past three days. Thank you everyone for getting me this far! :) Updates: • Birthday on Tuesday! :) • The new story will be posted in a few minutes! :) (not done by me)

Rank ⬆ • Opuss № I

This is regard the people who liked my story "Truth Hurts". Truth Hurts is now finished and there will not be any sequels. If you have not read the story yet then they are in my Opuss' somewhere :P I will be posting a story that I found i…

**IMPORTANT** • Opuss № I

Truth Hurts Part Twenty Eight Finale -------Christopher's Point Of View------- Five years have passed since Lisa took a gunshot to the chest. Five years have passed since they put Mike in jail. Five years have passed since I lost Lisa... We…

Truth Hurts|Part Twenty-Eight(Finale) • Opuss № I

“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.” ― Chuck Palahniuk

Opuss № I

Truth Hurts Part Twenty Seven -----------Lisa's Point of View----------- "Christopher, I love you." Bang! The gunshot could have been heard for miles.. "Ah!!!" I screamed. And I collapsed onto the floor. The gunshot had peirced me through …

Truth Hurts|Part Twenty-Seven • Opuss № I

“Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect -and I don't live to be- but before you start pointing fingers... make sure you hands are clean!” - Bob Marley

Opuss № I

Went from rank 31 - rank 28. Thank you so much! :D I'm still trying my best to get higher, and I doubt I'll get to rank 1, but it's still a goal :P Updates/news: •3 more likes on Truth Hurts|Part Twenty-Five if you want part Twenty-Six! :)…

Rank ⬆ • Opuss № I

Truth Hurts Part Twenty Five -----------Lisa's Point Of View----------- "And that is why you should never try to mix two items that will cause an explosion." Mr. Wid said to the class. His hair was blown backwards, his consequence for try…

Truth Hurts|Part Twenty-Five • Opuss № I

Went from rank 37 to rank 31. Thank everyone for getting me this far :) I'll have to try harder now :P Updates: •Truth Hurts has 4 more parts left in it, so, I'm bringing it up to 20❤ for each part, just to make it last longer :) •Someone …

Rank⬆ • Opuss № I

Goodnight everyone. :)

Opuss № I

**READ THIS; VERY IMPORTANT** I've finished writing all the parts. I've noticed I'm getting ALOT of ❤ for these, SO, I decided that for the last few parts, it will be a vote for you guys: 15❤ for a new part 20❤ for a new part. You pick, …

Regarding 'Truth Hurts' • Opuss № I

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.” ― Albert Einstein

Opuss № I

Truth Hurts Part Twenty Three -----------Lisa's Point Of View----------- I fidgeted in my seat. Christopher glanced at me sideways. "What's wrong?" he asked. "Melissa will be really mad." I said. "So?" he asked. "Christopher, she was one o…

Truth Hurts|Part Twenty-Three • Opuss № I

Went from rank 42 -> rank 37. Thanks everyone, it's a new record! Updates: •I'm getting so much ❤'s I'm thinking about bringing the ❤ up to 15 :/ •I HAVE FINISHED WRITING OUT THE PARTS FOR 'Truth Hurts' SO THE SERIES WILL BE ENDING SOON :'…

Rank ⬆ • Opuss № I

“If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.” ― Lewis Carroll

Opuss № I

Truth Hurts Part Twenty Two -----------Lisa's Point Of View----------- *Chirp, chirp* I peered out the window. It was morning already? I looked back at Christopher, and saw him sleeping peacefully. He looked younger, like a little boy. I s…

Opuss № I

The notification noise for Opuss scares the shit out of me.

Opuss № I

Truth Hurts Part Twenty One -------Christopher's Point Of View------- I heard a bloodcurdling scream coming from Lisa's room. "Lisa!" I shouted, tearing out of my room. I ran into her room, to find her curled up into a tiny ball. "Lisa?" I …

Truth Hurts|Part Twenty-One • Opuss № I

Truth Hurts Part Twenty -------Christopher's Point Of View------- I smiled and walked out of the room, closing the door behind me. I laid down on my bed and smiled. She loved me. Lisa loved me. I knew I did. I loved her with all my heart. S…

Truth Hurts|Part Twenty • Opuss № I

Went from rank 57 to rank 42! I'M BACK TO WHERE I WAS! :D hopefully I can get past it! :D thanks very much everyone :) Updates: •SO sorry for not posting part Twenty of Truth Hurts. I completely forgot :/ •From now on it will be 10❤ for ea…

Rank ⬆ • Opuss № I

Can someone explain to me what Kik is?

Opuss № I

People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.

Opuss № I

Truth Hurts Part Nineteen -------Christopher's Point Of View------- Melissa came and kissed me, but I saw as Lisa ran away. I heard the door of her room slam. God damn, I had hurt her again. I pushed Melissa away, stepping backwards. "What…

Truth Hurts|Part Nineteen • Opuss № I

If you think about it, a tree is simply an upside-down root, and a root is just an upside-down tree.

Opuss № I

“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.” ― Mark Twain

Opuss № I

Went from rank 65 to rank 57. Thank you everyone for getting me this far! :D Updates: • Part Nineteen of Truth Hurts will be out soon! • I gained 9 followers in a day. How I did that... Is beyond me! • Almost back to where I was before I w…

Rank ⬆ • Opuss № I

“This life is what you make it. Not matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends - they'll act like it anyway. But …

Opuss № I

Truth Hurts Part Eighteen -------Christopher's Point Of View------- "What the hell are you doing!?" Melissa yelled. Shit. Busted. I turned slowly, unconcern in my face. I looked down at Lisa. Her face was full of fright. "I come down here t…

Truth Hurts|Part Eighteen • Opuss № I

Truth Hurts Part Seventeen -----------Lisa's Point Of View---------- "Well, thanks again." Christopher said as he walked away. Wow, what a great way of showing your gratitude. He walked down and into his new room. I was red, I could tell. H…

Truth Hurts|Part Seventeen • Opuss № I

Went from rank 87 to rank 65. Thanks everyone for getting me here! :) almost back where I was now, another day or so and I'll be there :) thank you everybody :D Truth Hurts part Seventeen will be out soon!

Rank ⬆ • Opuss № I

Truth Hurts Part Sixteen -------Christopher's Point Of View------- Did she actually kiss me!? Sure, it was on my cheek, but still. She walked out of there, with me just staring shocked. Then I felt my lips curl upwards. I was about to go a…

Truth Hurts|Part Sixteen • Opuss № I

Truth Hurts Part Fifteen -------Christopher's Point Of View------- The car ran the red light. All that went through my head was Lisa. I couldn't move my arms, so I just kept going forward. Images passed. But not of my whole life. Just the …

Truth Hurts|Part Fifteen • Opuss № I

The worst thing in the world is liking/loving someone, but not knowing whether they like/love you back. Trying to find out... Is impossible.

Opuss № I

I remember everything.

Opuss № I

Whenever i'm abused, I let hit me, but I don't abuse him back. I just laugh. Buying bottle it up. As in, I bottle up my anger or pain. When the bottle bursts, i'll end up hitting the person that does the most damage. My bottle i close to b…

Opuss № I

“I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.” ― Jimi Hendrix

Opuss № I

Screw Facebook and Screw Twitter; I gots me Opuss!

Opuss № I

Truth Hurts Part Fourteen -----------Lisa's Point Of View----------- When I woke up, it was just like he promised. Christopher was by my side, asleep on the chair. But the whole night he held my hand. With my free hand, I traced the featur…

Truth Hurts|Part Fourteen • Opuss № I

Went from rank 100 to rank 83. Thanks everyone for getting me there :) got to 60 followers so now I'm going to e following everyone back! :D Truth Hurts part Thirteen is out now!

Rank ⬆ • Opuss № I

Truth Hurts Part Eleven I smiled to myself as he walked out the door. But as soon as he was gone, I felt so lonely and empty. I sighed and walked to my mom's room, taking with me a large box. I packed her stuff up, but stopped when I found…

Truth Hurts|Part Eleven • Opuss № I

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Opuss № I

Guy: Your dumb Me: Well Your mom is so dumb that when she took a test and she failed people said "Woah shes dumb!" Guy: Ummmm that was horrible Me: Well Your girlfriend is so horrible that she was playing basketball and she missed a shot…

STUPID COMEBACKS FTW • Opuss № I

Went from rank 119 to rank 100. I'm getting there slowly, thanks everyone! :) remember, when I get to 60 followers, I'll start following back everyone :)

Rank ⬆ • Opuss № I

Truth Hurts Part Ten What do I do?? "I do love you, but as a brother, not more." I answered. The words were acid in my mouth. I watched as Christopher's face crumpled in pain, in agony, in sadness.. Why couldn't I tell him everything? He l…

Truth Hurts|Part Ten • Opuss № I

I'm going to post a new part once I get 5❤ after each one :P Saves people from begging for more :)

Regarding 'Truth Hurts' • Opuss № I

Boy:What did one ocean say to the other? Girl: What? Boy:Nothing, they just waved! Girl: ...... Boy: ...... Girl: ...... Boy: Did you sea what I did there? Seariously, did you? Girl: Yes.... Boy: Are you shore? Girl: Shut up! Boy: No need…

Opuss № I

“Finish every day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumb…

Opuss № I

Went from Rank 125 to Rank 119. I'm happy that I moved up, but I'd rather where I was at 47th >:/ If you can repost this then that would help me out a lot :) The new effort i'm going to make: •Follow Back everyone when I get to 60 Followe…

Rank ⬆ • Opuss № I

Truth Hurts Part Nine Christopher leaned in to kiss me, slowly. His lips were inches away... I stepped away from him, pulling myself away roughly. "I can't." I said to his shocked expression. "B-But why not?" he stuttered, looking at me in…

Truth Hurts|Part Nine • Opuss № I

Dragonball Z is the best thing to ever happen in my life.

Opuss № I

I figured that If i'm to move up in ranks, I'll need to post more, so I'll give you part eight :P Truth Hurts Part 8 He smiled after our quick kiss and led me outside. His car was parked right on the driveway. "You don't need to-" I began…

Truth Hurts|Part Eight • Opuss № I

You can accomplish anything, as long as you put your mind to it.

Opuss № I

“Everything you can imagine is real.” ― Pablo Picasso

Opuss № I

Teacher: The bell doesn't dismiss you Me: Then it doesnt tell me when to arrive either Teacher:.............

Opuss № I

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.” ― Dr. Seuss

Opuss № I

I went from rank 46 to rank 125... I don't know how I managed it, and I dont like it, but it's DEFFINATLY a wake up call for me. I obviously need to try harder >:/ Truth Hurts will still be going on and I will be throwing in a few quotes a…

Rank ⬇ • Opuss № I

Truth Hurts Part 7 I leaned forward, parting my lips slightly and so did he. Then our lips touched, connecting with each other. It was wonderful. He pulled me closer, and I willingly came to him. I wrapped my arms around his neck, kissing …

Truth Hurts|Part Seven • Opuss № I

That amazing moment when you find out that one of your best friends mother talks about you in a.. "Good Way" shall we say ;) I am gonna tease(?) @darraghoco so much for this...

Opuss № I

So, how did everyone enjoy their first day of Summer? :)

Opuss № I

We dream at least Five times a day, but we can only remember one of them. Some people say that at least one of those dreams are a glimpse of your future, but of course, it's the one that seems realistic. If that's true, then I sure as hell…

Opuss № I

Went from rank 49 to rank 47. In not as pleased as I normally should be, but it's a wake up call. Telling me that if I want to get higher in ranks, I need to work harder. :/ thanks to everyone though :) Oh yeah, I forgot to say, Truth Hur…

Rank ⬆ • Opuss № I

8=✊=D- Haha ❤ if you get it ;D

Opuss № I

“Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is beauty, admire it. Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a duty, complete it. Life is a game, play it. Life is a promise, fulfill it. Life is sorrow, overcome it…

Opuss № I

I'm gonna try to make it to 100 Opuss's. Then sloooowwwww dddoooowwwwwnnnnn...

Opuss № I

Why is cereal so much nicer during the day than it is in the morning?

Opuss № I

Truth Hurts Part 5 "Oh. My. God." I said, eyes wide. The police officer stood before me. "Are you Lisa Selis?" He asked, eyes unlighted. "This is she." I answered, scared. There was a feeling of insecurity at the pit of my stomach. Somethi…

Truth Hurts|Part Five • Opuss № I

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.” ― Dr. Seuss

Opuss № I

I went from rank 66 to rank 49 :D I'm getting higher and i'm delighted! Thanks everyone and I hope you guys turn out to be the same as me! :)

Rank ⬆ • Opuss № I

Follow me on Twitter

Opuss № I

Facebook post: "There's no 'I' in 'Happyness' ! :)" there is if you spell it right..

Joke ^_^ • Opuss № I

Difficult. Very difficult. But extremely addicting :| im on level 4, I've gotten all in level 1, nearly all in level 2, just over half way in level 3 and nowhere near half way in level four :| but I do advise people to get the app, it is am…

The Logo Quiz Game • Opuss № I

A blonde was passing by in her car and she spotted another blonde in a boat, trying to row her way back to the road. The blonde in the car pulled over, stuck out her head and shouted to the other blonde, " Hey! What are you doing out there …

Joke • Opuss № I

If sex with three people is a threesome and sex with four people is a foursome, then... Why is Handsome still a compliment?

Compliment? • Opuss № I

I will never understand how people get 600+ followers on Opuss.. (69 Opuss' WOO!)

Followers • Opuss № I

When Opuss bring out the next update to fix the bugs, they should enter in pictures ^_^ I know this app is all about story telling and writing and reading and stuff, I just think it would be cool to be able to upload pictures too :P

Opuss Update • Opuss № I

I just thought I'd make this Opuss my chat room

My Chat Room • Opuss № I

I made it to rank 66! :D im delighted! :D thank you do much to everyone :)

Rank ⬆ • Opuss № I

I left you guys off 1❤ because I'm a nice guy :D Truth Hurts Part 4 "Tell me everything that happened." I said icily. He seemed to be slowly recovering from his shock. "Now!" I demanded, staring at him frostily. "Well, Chelsea, she was al…

Truth Hurts|Part Four • Opuss № I

The Avengers is an amazing movie, I have to say and my favorite person would have to be the Hulk, due to how funny he can be in it. Iron Man and Hawk Guy are so badass, The Black Widow is amazingly hot and Captain America has a beast shield…

The Avengers • Opuss № I

The speed I drink my tea at is unnatural..

Tea • Opuss № I

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Opuss № I

Sometimes I listen to songs or watch movies, and then when I hear that one line, I think "that means something to me" or "thats the exact same as me" or something along those lines.

Opuss № I

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

Quote • Opuss № I

Whenever I hear someones problem, I always take it on to myself as my responsibility to help them, and make it better on them. Even if it ends up being bad on me, I'm just happy to know I helped someone's problem get better.

A Helping Hand • Opuss № I

Okay, we'll I noticed two things • I had 20 notifications, which quickly turned Into 4.. • I get a yellow notification bar popping up, that usually tells me what happened, but a lot of the time... It's blank :S Can anyone explain these, …

Opuss Notifications • Opuss № I

To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to le…

Quote • Opuss № I

Few naggins; be grand

Pure Irish • Opuss № I

"Hey, can I ask you a question?" "Sure, what is it?" "...I forgot.."

True.. • Opuss № I

Go to sleep at 2 Wake up at 8 Repeat for days Complain about being tired..

Woman Logic • Opuss № I

I'm at war with the world and they, Try to pull me into the dark. I struggle to find my faith As I'm slipping from your arms. It's getting harder to stay awake And my strength is fading fast You breath into me at last... I'm awake! I'm ali…

Awake and Alive - Skillet (Lyrics) • Opuss № I

Truth Hurts Part Three I wake, to find myself lying on a couch. I lay there for a second, but immediately tried to get up. That wasn't about to happen. "Don't try to move." Came my mom's voice. "M-mom?" I said weakly, peering up into her g…

Truth Hurts|Part Three • Opuss № I

Rank 87! :') I got to the top 100! :D Time to work my ass off to stay here..

Rank ⬆ • Opuss № I

Fuck that shit.

#YOLO • Opuss № I

You can't get rid of them. The only way you can, is type or speak properly. Otherwise, we're here forever.

Grammar Nazi's • Opuss № I

They're a band. A band that would be sort of out of my taste in music.. And yet... In starting to love them ...

Skillet • Opuss № I

I'm posting each part every day. 1 part per day. If each one gets 5 ❤ (seeing as its gets to 3 easily) then the next part comes out :P but if it reaches 5 the same day the part is posted, then you have to wait until tomorrow :/ sorry :P

Regarding 'Truth Hurts' • Opuss № I

“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.” ― Douglas Adams

Quote • Opuss № I

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"

Dodgeball • Opuss № I

I have no idea how to get them..

Followers • Opuss № I

Truth Hurts Part 2 What was he planning on doing??? He leaned closer and closer until his lips are inches away. His breath was sweet on my neck, making me paralyzed. He leaned in for a kiss........ "No!" I said, pushing him away. He wouldn…

Truth Hurts|Part Two • Opuss № I

Rank 160! :O hopefully, my next goal is to get to the top 100! :D could anyone help?

Rank ⬆ • Opuss № I

Hi, I'm new to this. I had a story in mind, but not sure if it's good. Well, here it is. Truth Hurts Part One *He hates you* The thought goes round and round in my head. "No!" I scream, and just run faster. *He never loved you* "That's no…

Truth Hurts|Part 1 • Opuss № I

Oh my god, I moved up ranks :O rank number 202 :D I'm only on this thing since Monday :O thanks everyone :D

Rank • Opuss № I

I'm thinking of posting a story, but not one big one at the start.. In sections :P the story is called "Truth Hurts". I'll post one part everyday until the story is finished :D I'll post one in 20 mins, just to let this message spread. If t…

Story? Yes/no? • Opuss № I

We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.

Quote • Opuss № I

Surveys say that the Irish Accent is the sexiest accent in the world.. Win

Fact • Opuss № I

(in now particular order) • Fall Out Boy • You Me At Six • All Time Low • Coldplay • Snow Patrol • Young The Giant • Mumford and Sons • Mariana's Trench • Blink 182 • Skillet • Slipknot (only like Before I Forget and Duality) • Breaking Ben…

Favorite Bands • Opuss № I

Let's be honest, when you go to bed, it's not that comfortable, but when you wake up in bed... You just don't want to get out O:

Bed • Opuss № I

There are a lot of sports out there. I only prefer two - rugby and soccer. What are your favorites?

Sports • Opuss № I

So, the titanic finally came out in 3D. Maybe this time they'll see the iceberg...

The Titanic In 3D • Opuss № I

My personal favorite would be Maryland Cookies ❤ what's your favorites?

Favorite Type Of Biscuit? • Opuss № I

"I wish..." is a phrase thrown around often. But unfortunately, we don't always get what we wish for. I need to learn that.

"I Wish..." • Opuss № I

It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not.

Quote • Opuss № I

You've got a friend in me. You've got a friend in me. When the road looks, rough ahead and you're miles and miles from your, nice warm bed. You just remember, what your old pal said; Boy, you've got a friend in me. Yah, you've got a friend …

You've Got A Friend In Me | Lyrics • Opuss № I

Follow me in Instagram ; joshsor Follow me on Twitter; @TbagginDragin :) I follow everyone back :)

Instagram/Twitter • Opuss № I

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Quote • Opuss № I

There are 3 brothers... Somebody, Nobody & Crazy. Somebody got mad at Nobody and killed Nobody. Crazy went to the police..."SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY!" Police: "Are you crazy?" Crazy: "YES"!!!

Somebody, Nobody, Crazy. • Opuss № I

When life gives you AIDS, make lemonAIDS.

AIDS • Opuss № I

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because you now realize that reality is finally better than your dreams.

Quote • Opuss № I

Me: Mom, Im going out. Mom: With friends? Me: No, with people I hate... Mom: Why thats dumb Me: Mom I was just kidding -__- Mom: Wait so your not going? Me: I am Mom: WITH WHO Me: My friends Mom: I ASKED THAT THE FIRST TIME!!! AR…

Moms • Opuss № I

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

Opuss № I

I'm 347th in the world! :O I know it's not much but I still can't believe it :O thanks so much :D

My placement • Opuss № I

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

Opuss № I

I honestly don't mind my age. It's awesome, but the age I would love to be and stay that age, is 21. You're an adult, and you're young :P you can do whatever you want at that age, as long as it isn't illegal! It's the perfect age :')

Ages • Opuss № I

I still cannot believe I saw Patrick Stump in House. It was like a dream come true..

Opuss № I

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get into the car.

Batman And Robin • Opuss № I

Call a girl Beautiful, not hot. She's a person, not a temperature for gods sake.

Opuss № I

“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.” ― Robert Frost

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More people should know of this app.

Opuss • Opuss № I

At night, when its a clear sky, and no clouds, I just lie down, and look at up the stars. I don't do it if it's raining, but otherwise, I'd do it. Just to look at it's beauty.

Opuss № I

What's the best way to get followers, and to move up ranks in this, does anyone know?

Help • Opuss № I

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Quote • Opuss № I

Being sick isn't the best thing in the world, but the good side is that you can spend your entire day home alone, especially with no school.

Opuss № I

You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.

Opuss № I

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Opuss № I

“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.” - Dr. Seuss

Opuss № I

If I had a ceiling fan than could hold my weight, I would never be bored again

Opuss № I

I doubt this place is about tweeting or anything like that, so I'll do my best to keep away from that area.

Opuss № I

I have no idea how to get followers on this thing... TO TWITTER!

Opuss № I

The one thing that brightens my day, is having a laugh with my friends :)

Opuss № I

If you dislike me, tell it to my face. Otherwise, I'll just spread rumors about you too.

Opuss № I

" If it isn't a happy ending, it isn't an ending "

My Favorite Quote • Opuss № I