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A blonde was sitting on a plane in first class but she only had an economy ticket. The stewardess tried to move her but the blonde replied " I'm blonde , I'm beautiful, I'm going to new York and I'm not moving." then the copilot tried to move her but again she replied " I'm blonde , I'm beautiful, I'm going to new York and I'm not moving." then the pilot said " my wife is blonde I'll deal with this." then he whispered something in her ear. She mumbled " why didn't somebody tell me." then she ran to the economy seats. The copilot shicked asked the pilot "what did you say?" " I said fist class isn't going to new York!"

–michellebell

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Good job that I'm a brunette! <3

Lol you have really funny stories

I'm happy I made u smile

@michellebell I just wanted to say that you live down the road from me

@michellebell You stole my joke again and you all so stole lotto stop doing that !:(

@Eatonlynch I promise won't do it again

@Eatonlynch what do u live in Dublin

@michellebell no dunboyne it's on the border of Dublin and Meath and it's beside clonee

How do u know where I live

@michellebell I know where you live because at the end of your opusses it sat

@michellebell sorry I mean at the end of your opusses it says clonsilla

Wow

What do you write about

Jokes ,stories.

Both really but mainly jokes cause some are funny stories

Thanks

@megsacurrie5 did u ask me that or Eatonlynch ?

You

@megsacurrie5 ok thanks u rock 😊

Thanks you do to ☺

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