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Strange Endearments

In our family,
Our endearments are not sweet,
Rather rude I would think,
Never do we call each other dear, dearest or dearie!
Sweetums or darling!
For we are quite black country!
So instead it's you knob, cock head and bastard (bastard pronounced quite poshly)
Said in very good humour and lots of love!

When work is done we says it's shite, but really we mean it's very good.
Then have a joking banter,
To finish it off!

This is just said in my family and my friends!
Even to our pets.
Would be weird if I said it to those who don't know me!
(aka the random stranger on the street)
Its never said in offence, just love and good natured humour!

Because the ability to laugh at ones self is the best!!

Β©minxyMolly

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Well said ya knob πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚

@Burrfoot πŸ˜„πŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜ thank you for RPing 😘😘😘 glad u liked it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„πŸ˜‰

@minxyMolly oy knobhead! I don't talk like that! You little bollocks πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

@gazplend cheers you cock head for RPing lol we don't really use bollocks, I think 😜😳 I can't remember! Well that's shite πŸ˜„ xx😘😘

@minxyMolly I never say bollocks or shite but I say shiiiiiiiiit a lot! πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

@gazplend πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜Š lol I do say all those a lot πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜„

@elliebuxton your included in this ya knob πŸ˜‰πŸ˜„πŸ˜œπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜ you alright m'dear?? Xxx

@gazplend shite is so much better than shit!!

@gazplend I didnt know you say shiiiiiiiiit a lot lol is it when the mean physio lady gets hold of you gaz??!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜

@gazplend I agree with @Burrfoot shite is way better than shit πŸ˜„

@stablish thank you the RP πŸ˜‰πŸ˜œπŸ˜„πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

Good shit cock headπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜˜

@Stablish cheers ya knob πŸ˜‰πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

@damoambrose cheers u knob πŸ˜œπŸ˜‰πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜ for the RP mwah xoxo 😘

@minxyMolly you're welcome knobhead :) x

@minxyMolly @Burrfoot it's an elongated shiiiiiiit! Takes around 26 seconds to say it with a silent t at the end! πŸ˜„

@gazplend usually takes me about 30 minutes for an elongated shite πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚

@Burrfoot πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

We do this too. My dad calls me shitface lol 😜

@Jamtots πŸ˜³πŸ˜³β˜ΊπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜œ this is my step dad and moms nicknames for me lol

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