If I were queen for the day
I'd want to horse ride in Hyde Park
Then by chopper, go to Amsterdam
Get high on a rare type of tree bark
Then pop over to Paris
Buy a load of vintage clothes
Wear some saucy stockings
But call them panty hose
Then I'd want a champagne lunch
Followed by a nail polish
Then I'd get a bulldozer
The Bank of England I'd demolish
Then I'd want to dance
Go VIP everywhere I go
I might get lonely as queen
So I'd hire a sexy gigolo
Afternoon tea would be
With all the cakes I can get
I'd then send for one half
Of the loveable Ant & Dec
I'd take Dec to my quarters
Show him my palatial boudoir
Then I'd have him bow before me
I'd show him some rouge et noir
After frolics with the cheeky chap
I would want a little me time
Read a racy book I think
With a rather large white wine
Oh being queen for the day
Would be so much good fun
I'd get copies of all the pics
Of Prince Phillips wrinkly bum!
Β©Kim Brown 21st January 2013
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