Sally and Hallie were a pair with a problem
So bad it was, people tried to dodge them
Sally had a bad case of the dribbles
Now we are talking ALOT, not just a little
Hallie, poor thing, had a breath with bite
Caramel like spit that stunk of shite
Sally was the epitome of 'Say It Don't Spray It'
When she spoke, by a shower of spittle you are hit
From Sally Vating you are under attack
You'll need to step away, a brolly and a rain mac
Hallie Toesis has breath that can vacate a room
Get too close, and you seal your nostrils doom
I'm always polite if they happen to come my way
Always prepared with sick bag, gum, Tic Tacs and spray
You may think I'm acting a little over the top
Believe me, get too close and to the floor you'll drop
The first time I met them, I didn't listen to what I was told
I ended up with a damaged septum, and a face wet and cold
I learnt my lesson, only to each other are they the closest
Steer clear of the poor girls, Sally Vating and Hallie Toesis
Β©Kim Brown 11th November 2012
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