Italian Job

@nikujagagirl

Random Quote #32

I know I should hate you, But you just have such a way with words!.

@nikujagagirl

Random Quote #39

All the best things in life are free. Like Opuss!.

@hallofrumors

Pirated Films

NEWS: "Illegally downloading pirated films is costing hundreds of millions of dollars a year." What site are they using. It's free for me..

@hallofrumors

Four Food Groups

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate..

@Danny714

Eat Fresh

You know how Subways slogan is, eat fresh. Well sometimes I feel uncomfortable getting my meatball sub in there sometimes. Damn slogan. Lol.

@nikujagagirl

Another random quote of my dad

"The Irish: we don't tan, we burn.".

@nikujagagirl

Super funny Russian quote!

Why does the rooster sing all his life. Because he has lots of wives but not a single mother-in-law!.

@redapples99

I give broccoli haircuts...