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Where's Our Fecking Pay Rise

When you awake
You let out a big sigh
Here are some reasons
I'll tell you why

The postman he brings
Nothing but bills
Some over a grand
They give you the chills

Water bills rising
They're having a laugh
Not enough water
For a nice bath

Electric is shocking
Price is so high
Installed solar panels
For the source in the sky

Gas is expensive
Not enough heat
The heater is cold
You can't warm your feet

Rent is so crazy
It's gone through the roof
The homeless around
Give you the proof

Petrol is soaring
Mileage is low
Not enough fuel
To make your car go

Now wouldn't you think
That this would be wise
To afford all these things
We'd get a pay rise

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@mort

Genuine chatty man... Kik - madmorts

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Feeling this brother✊😢

Get a... a p... a what was that last word???? 😄😄😉😄

If only students got a loan rise too 😣

Too bloody right!

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