The Beast

The beast woke from her slumber. She groaned. That irritating little noise bleeped constantly.
She smashed her fist down on it and the bleeping stopped.
The beast lifted itself from its resting place and dragged itself into a waterfall of warm water.
Hair still wet, the thing went in search of food. It found some muesli and shoved it down its gullet.
The beast then boiled a kettle and made some coffee.
"Ah, that's better" the woman whispered.

This story is for any people who are like this in the morning!