When some friends get invited round to dinner, they notice that the host of the party always addressed his wife as honey or sweetheart, darling etc.
When the wife goes into the kitchen the mans friend whispers: "how do you do it? After 60 years of being married you still call your wife those pet names."
The man replied "if I'm really honest with you, I forgot her name ten years ago!"
(taken from a jokes website)
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