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Anti-social

Poke or be poked
Like or be liked
Post something interesting
Post something stupid
Grow your own farm
Or fight vampires
950 million friends
All faceless
Never met in person
Just over the cyber waves
Glued to the screen
Must be social
Got to impress others I have never met
Post pictures
Family, friends, self portrait
Mustn't forget the duck lips
Quizzes, surveys, stupid little games
Desktop, laptop, mobile phone
Can't take my eyes from the display
Clicking on links
Hoping to see who has looked at me
Tell the world how you feel
What you ate
What you are doing
Who you are doing
Include all my personal details
For others to see and steal
But forget about the people
You see every day
Isolated in an electronic dream world
Much easier to impress from afar
Then to move someone close
And those are the reasons
I fucking hate Facebook.....

But you can add me to google+..........

puffy1980

@puffy1980

Sick mind. Letting my dark passenger run free. Kik: puddy1980

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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ agree!

And that's why I am now starting to get frequent emails from fb - telling me that I've apparently 'missed loads of interesting stuff'! I beg to differ!!! ๐Ÿ˜

@MrsS exactly

@puffy1980 Awesome! I have a Facebook, but I havn't added ANYBODY!! It's much better like that!! Lmfao ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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