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Book Of The Face

I think it's quite amusing
Facebook trying to win me home,
Sending me an email
That I opened on my phone.
They're trying to bring me back
To a marriage turbulent,
Perhaps their stocks aren't working out
And need me to bring the cents?
Said email was entitled Breaking News
Exclamation mark and all,
Facebook must have fancied that
They'd turned into Bill Turnball.
It said I'd missed some very
Important goings on,
Two friends had liked a status,
One had put some photos on,
Three others made a status
And two had liked a pic
Of a girl called Molly
Who got drunk and ended up being sick.
I'm sorry my dear Facebook
But you had your turn, the ship has sailed,
Opuss is my new love
Since our partnership failed.

Delilah

@Delilah

Just an average 17-yr-old from Northern Ireland. Kik: Delilah_95

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Here, Here!! 👏👏👏👏👏

@Weirdwolf hehe thank you sir and for the repost too once again 😊

@Delilah it's Brilliant!!! F**k Zuckerburg!

@Weirdwolf haha well not in those words but my sentiment exactly haha 😝

Facebook is failing. They lied about their stocks, and shareholders are claiming compensation. Facebook is going down. ;)

Lol awesome 😂😂😂

@Delilah hahaha send a reply saying: Didn't you know Opuss is the creative Facebook 👍

And here here too! 😄

@Delilah great stuff hun 😘

@smellyfingers love that phrase!

Clever write my sweet...fabbo :):)

@Earthbound haha suckers

@aleishagayle20 haha thanks chick and for the repost too 😉😘

@smellyfingers ooh I like your style sir haha and thanks for the repost 😉

@crowncottage woop woop chicken soup hehe and thank you for the repost also you're all too kind ☺

@sjw thanks for the repost chick 😘

@leelee101 thanks and thanks for the repost sir 😉😘

@LottiePenguin thanks for the repost ☺

@misslittleDHP thank you my lovely and thanks for the repost ☺😘

@IndiaSparrow thanks for the repost ☺

@Delilah no problem hun x

Yes.. Love this!!

@wolfie hehe sock it to 'em eh? Hehe thanks 😊

@Delilah yeh, and I want front row seats or to hold the weapons :-)

@wolfie I sense an angry mob brewing... Sharpen the pitchforks!! 😝

@DamienBlack and @LikeAFirefly thanks for the reposts 😊

@RichWithey thanks for the repost sir 😊😉

@Delilah Ah... Haven't seen a decent angry mob in years. Getting hounded out of town used to be exciting. Now no-one bothers... Not a plank with a nail in it to be seen.

@wolfie I know! What has society come to? Although in my village we've started hounded folks out recently, great activity for the whole family 😉 the Mace even sells baby pitchforks and sledgehammers for the little 'uns 😝

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