I think it's quite amusing
Facebook trying to win me home,
Sending me an email
That I opened on my phone.
They're trying to bring me back
To a marriage turbulent,
Perhaps their stocks aren't working out
And need me to bring the cents?
Said email was entitled Breaking News
Exclamation mark and all,
Facebook must have fancied that
They'd turned into Bill Turnball.
It said I'd missed some very
Important goings on,
Two friends had liked a status,
One had put some photos on,
Three others made a status
And two had liked a pic
Of a girl called Molly
Who got drunk and ended up being sick.
I'm sorry my dear Facebook
But you had your turn, the ship has sailed,
Opuss is my new love
Since our partnership failed.
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Facebook is failing. They lied about their stocks, and shareholders are claiming compensation. Facebook is going down. ;)
@Delilah Ah... Haven't seen a decent angry mob in years. Getting hounded out of town used to be exciting. Now no-one bothers... Not a plank with a nail in it to be seen.
@wolfie I know! What has society come to? Although in my village we've started hounded folks out recently, great activity for the whole family 😉 the Mace even sells baby pitchforks and sledgehammers for the little 'uns 😝
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