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Spider |
Spider |
On |
My |
Pane |
Of |
Glass |
If ///\oo/\\\
That
Web
Breaks
You'll
Fall
And
End
Up
On
Your
Squishy
Little
Arse!

sjw

@sjw

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Sorry guys, after noticing it on my window I couldn't resist x

Lol :)

Ha ha ha...spiders are good insects to have in the house!😍😘

Fab!👏👏👏👏

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Squish the bugger! 😳

Lol, they scare me 😱 but I don't kill them, don't worry I think he's safe. 😊

Ace post btw!

@RichWithey☝

@Girlbobo @eddie12309 thanks guys! 😽😽

@misslittleDHP I'm happy with them outside thank you!! Thanks for the RP xx

@naaviie how could you! Your a vet!! X

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Mwahahaha

😂😂😂👍💗❤😄😘

@minxyMolly thanks for the RP sweetie x

@sjw no probs 😘

Brilliant!

Love it xx

@Nom thank you! ☺

@branwyn1766 thank you sweetie ☺

@Nom thanks for the RP 😚

Lol you know the old spider myth don't you?? Apparently they quadruple in size at night time and crawl all over your body whilst you are sleeping, some even enter our mouths whilst we snore!!!! 😂😂😂😜😘

@smellyfingers ha ha ha! Your mean!! 😱🙍 thanks for the RP babe 😽

@sjw Lmfao the spider in the mouth is true apparently!! Scientific fact that at some point in our lives we unknowingly swallow at least 1 spider!! 😱😱😷😁

@naaviie thanks for the RP sweetie 😽

@smellyfingers why would you say such things!! 😱😱😱@sjw pleasure 😘

@missyhaitch thank you for the kind RP 😽

Lol

@smellyfingers 😱😱😱😱😱😨😨😨😨😨

@smellyfingers I have a son like you, a hint of a sadist in there somewhere! 😄😄😄

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