My little princess seems to be wearing devil horns and sore cheeks
She's had us under her reign of terror for well over a week...
I'm thinking wouldn't it be easier if babies were born with teeth
They wouldn't have to deal with the pain, and we might get some sleep!
We're having a night out at my fierce (darling) mothers command
Yes! even in my twenties, I know to give in to her demands
So even though leaving my little darling I'm going to dread
Tonight we'll have some fun painting this town a lovely shade of red!
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Ooooo teething is horrid....but it will all be fine Hun ....I'm out tonight toooooo.....so enjoy yourself my sweet β¨β€β¨β€β¨
@eddie12309 @sammielee46 @ckahn @misslittleDHP thank you beautiful girlies π I will!!! Have a great time too Kim ππΈππ€πππ’π’π π
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