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Miscommunication.

He says "I like you"

She hears "I love you"

She says " I'm going out with friends"

He hears "I want this relationship to end"

He says "Your fit"

She hears "let's get to bed quick"

She says "You could be my king"

He hears " OMG! She wants a ring"

He says "Your not the kinda girl I'd just screw"

She hears "I don't fancy you"

She says "Tell me how you feel"

He hears "Talk to me for hours, and your thoughts reveal"

He says "let's take it slow"

She hears "It's a green light, lets go"

She says "let's do a relationship quiz?"

He hears "Marry me, and lets have babies"

How is it we sometimes get things soooo wrong?

sjw

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Just a bit of fun....

Men are from mars and we from Venus πŸ˜‚

@eddie12309 I did think about calling it that, do you think it's a better title?

Thanks for the RP πŸ˜˜πŸ’

@eddie12309 πŸ‘†

Heh it's true. But most people don't say what they really mean so it figures that we will all get it wrong from time to time 😁

No the titles fine. Theyre wired differently tooπŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ’š

@Irrational_Kimmi @eddie12309 so true! On both counts lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@MelchiorJ13 thanks for the RPπŸ˜˜πŸ’

It would be easier if we all said what we really meant

@chickgamer I second that hun! Btw glad your meeting went well and lots to look forward too πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜˜

Hi

Brilliant! So true! πŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸŒŸ

@alcindor hi and welcome to opuss ☺

@ckahn πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ thanks for the RP Kristina πŸ˜˜πŸ’

Lol! πŸ‘

It's like a better and simpler version of men are from mars women are from Venus πŸ‘½πŸ‘½πŸ˜„πŸ˜˜

@sjw thanks, me too. I'll give you all a break from my life come next weekπŸ˜‚πŸ˜Š

That's the problem with listening with your hopes and fears instead of your ears.

We're just.... different! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ great stuff Sie πŸ‘β€πŸ˜˜πŸ‘

@tetti2 thank you for the RP πŸ˜˜πŸ’πŸ°

@VikingHorn I think you've nailed it! πŸ‘πŸ˜˜

@leelee101 yes and different is good! Thanks for the RP hun πŸ˜‚β€πŸ˜˜

@sjw πŸ‘β€β€β€

@Katielou thank you for the RP πŸ˜˜πŸ’

@gazplend thanks for the RP 😘x🍰🍰

Wow

Nice

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ‘πŸ‘

@MrsS thank you for the RP πŸ˜˜πŸ’

@alcindor thank you ☺

Ha ha....so so true❀❀❀❀

@misslittleDHP haha thank you for the RP gorgeous lady πŸ˜˜πŸ’πŸ’—πŸ’ƒ

@sjw my pleasure Sienna 🌹🌹🌹

Haha! So true!

@dogdogluvr πŸ˜‚thank you for the RP πŸ˜˜πŸ’

Nice poem

Really true, misconceptions are very common in relationships, well said!πŸ’™πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’š

@redfae thank you for the RP πŸ’πŸ˜˜

@DarkLioness thank you, we're from different planets really aren't we lol 😘 for the RP πŸ’—

@sjw in what way?

@DarkLioness like how we don't always hear the words that each other speak we just hear what we want to hear, and to be honest I think we women are so complex, I don't know how we expect any guy to understand us especially at the beginning of a relationship, I think as time goes on they learn to read us better, or just choose to humour us! Lol 😘

@sjw yeahπŸ˜„, guys are kinda simple, and we women are too complicated!

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@RichWithey well thank you sir..your spoiling me with RPs tonight but I'm not complaining lol 🍻🍻🍻🍻 must be thirsty work πŸ˜‰x

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