Oh thats very easy for you to say!
Why don't you shut the fuck up and go away
It seemed a demon had possessed my soul
This wasn't the way that my tongue rolled
Did I receive The three wise men?
No! a Dr, a nurse and 'my guy' looking ashen
There was no star shining bright
In fact it wasn't even the night
An absence of shepherds with little lambs
Just a midwife and what felt like very big hands
Neither was there a smiling happy inn keeper
In fact during pushing I saw the grim reaper
This story can't be found in any bible
But believe me it's source is more reliable
To rest her head she had no such manger
But I did receive my own little angel
*apologies for the swear word ;)
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