The Time Travellers Other Half!

I am a worldly time traveller
Back and forth in time I go
I really love to do this
Because it makes my eyebrows glow

And when you see them glowing
All colours apart from red
You know that I have travelled fast
Until I fell upon my bed

The other day I travelled backwards
To medieval days of yore
An awesome jingly jester
Told stories from the floor

The fires they were a-melting
The boar put on to roast
Feasting magic and fun
As my toes began to toast

It all became too smelly
To stay there very long
As folk began a-dancing
And the sweat it did quite pong

And so I travelled back again
As fast as I dare go
My eye-brows glowing sunnily
All shades both high and low

So there my tale must end
For I am so very weary
Time travelling is such fun
But leaves you a little bleary