The Horse And The Priest

A priest was on his way to church when his car ran out of gas. He was in the middle of nowhere with no gas station around. His phone wouldn't get any reception. He didn't want to be late to church so he rented a horse from a farmer that was next to where he had stopped.
"Now" said the farmer.
" to make this horse go you must say 'thank the lord'. And to make it stop you must say 'holy ghost'.
"Well" said the priest. "Thats very fitting because im a priest."

So the priest said "thank the lord" and was off. Soon the priest had gotten tired and so had the horse so he said "holy ghost" and both stopped for a drink of water from a stream. The priest soon again said "thank the lord." and they started off again. Along the way a bit farther they stopped after the priest said "holy ghost" for an apple off a tree. Then he said "thank the lord" and started again. He was nearing the church now he could see he town in the distance. But behind him from the woods he had just exited he heard a low moaning sound. The horse started to run very fast out of fear and wasn't watching where it was going. The horse was nearing the edge of a cliff when a small white figure emerged from the woods a ghost! "Holy ghost!" Said the priest. When he recognized what it was and the horse stopped with half its front hooves hanging off the edge of the cliff. When the priest saw how lucky he had been he said "thank the lord".:)

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