A blonde woman and her husband are checking out their new car, they go inside and the husband asks "can u check if the front lights are working?"
Wife replied: "yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah no...
10 hours later
...... Yeah no yeah no yeah
Then the husband turns the car off and asks for the result
" There is a wierd problem, they cant stay on for
More than 1 seconds, they turn off!"
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