A blonde girl went Into the hairdresser, the hairdresser said that she had to take her headphones of, but she refused to, so the hair dresser cut around the headphones, but finally the blonde had to take of the head phones, but she refused so the hairdresser took of the headphones, after she was done with the hairstyle, she notice that the blonde wasn't breathing, she took up the headphones and listened :
"breath in,breath out,breath in ,breath out,"
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