A brunette murders her neighbour, and a blonde walks in on her during the act. The brunette hands the blonde £200 and asks the blonde to not tell anyone.
The next day, the brunette is arrested, but she doesn't know how because the only person who knew about the murder was the blonde.
When the brunette is in jail, she has a visitor: the blonde.
The brunette asks the blonde why she told on her, and the blonde replies "I didn't. I only told someone about the murder."
And them she whispers "your money's safe with me!"
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