@emiliajag

The Hairdresser

A blonde girl went Into the hairdresser, the hairdresser said that she had to take her headphones of, but she refused to, so the hair dresser cut around the headphones, but finally the blonde had to...

@kariss

Bomb

A blonde and a red head are having a fight. It gets so bad that they use weapons. The blonde throughs a grenade at the red head. The red head picks it up, takes the pin out and chucks it back!.

@RowebotHatchling

Blonde Cash

A brunette murders her neighbour, and a blonde walks in on her during the act. The brunette hands the blonde £200 and asks the blonde to not tell anyone.

@RowebotHatchling

Blonde Journey

Dad: so, all the houses for sale in Italy are all really great. Blonde: yessss!. Dad: ...except they're all something like 3 hours away from the nearest airport. Blonde: so....

@Hamish123

Blonde

Blonde and her boyfriend were watching the news.

@albisher

Q: When visiting Scotland, what is a blonde's favorite destination. A: Silicon Glen.

@rubysofa

Blonde Hamster

Friend: My hamster hasn't moved in ages... Blonde: Maybe it's hibernating..

@CuriousCat

Blonde Joke

Okay. So two blondes were going to Disney Land and driving along in their car, and then the next sign they saw was "Disney Land left." They then went home..