How many 13 and 14 year olds have iCrap...
And how mouthy they are on the Internet.
I have no idea how it took me so long to realise the latter,
I used to be that mouthy on the Internet too,
Sometimes I still am.
Also, I'm a decade older...
A DECADE.
That's like, nearly their age...
I've never thought about being twice someone's age before..
Though I've been twice someone's age my whole life come to think of it...
Fuck this realisation,
I'm going to get drunk...
Fuck that, I'm feeling old, I'm going to bed...
grumble grumble grumble "Where are my slippers?!!"
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