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#endoftime

We're nearly there. The Mayan calendar ends, and with it, our civilisation.

Perhaps. Or maybe they just ran out of space, and couldn't be arsed to carve another one.

But if this is the final year, I wonder what will become of us and whether the universe will miss us at all.

Any writings about the coming end of time, the final day and the aftermath could be tagged #endoftime if you're stirred to write about it.

Yours, on the brink, wolfie.

Ps. I started with a futurist bit of bollocks I named B.U.D.

Pps: the ideas and opinions expressed in this post are purely speculative and do not form the author's actual giving of a crap. No Mayans were harmed in the making of this Opuss.

wolfie

@wolfie

The Octoberman. All I need is a bottle of Talisker, a keyboard and you. Facebook: Nikarkham www.nikarkham.co.uk

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ at @RichWithey - do you think that is a wise investment? And I thought we'd already gone past the end of the Mayan calendar if you factor leap year days? But still... A pie e could be fun...

@RichWithey yep, if Card Factory has 2013 calendars in, the world must be safe. Card Factory - existential peace of mind... On a budget.

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@naaviie really? So we're already dead - I wish I'd known. I'd have got less food in.

@RichWithey πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you dare devil! Do you think everyone without one will spontaneously combust in December? 😱

@wolfie - this is what I have heard...! I'm sure the food won't go to waste πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ

@naaviie oh, I'm eating all the food now just in case

Yes, apparently the Mayans didn't factor in leap days so technically the world would have ended about 7 months ago or something ☺

I'm off to th card factory.

I wrote a few ages ago "humans disease" "build me an airship" β˜ΊπŸ‘

Oh no! πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜Ή

@smellyfingers fancy tagging them under the same hash then? Might help them with sections when they publish our Opuss book :-)

@crowncottage I'll save you

@wolfie phew, I can relax then! 😹

Sure thing mate, done already πŸ‘

@crowncottage lol. You deserve someone a little more typical of rescuer and hero really.

@wolfie I don't agree, you are a hero to me! πŸ˜„

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