My Dog Called Jerry

@Julygirl125

Drawing

I draw well for a very young age My pencil prances across the page With a splace of green I make a scene This is my life offstage.

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@naaviie

A Tipple

Take a tipple with me, End up down on one knee, Just one drink, To make you think, The real me you'll ne'er see..

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@syazman

The Locked Chest

My money is kept in a chest, The lock is far better than best, It's lock is pure gold, And incredibly old, But a thief stole the chest and ran west..

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@Odd

..Walking Infection..

@naaviie There once was a man with a erection... Who didn't use protection. Herpies he caught, From the woman he sought... Now he's a walking infection. ©Odd.

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@Odd

Imaginary Friend

There was once a omen called God. Who was invisible, couldn't poke with a rod. Worshiped by all, They felt like fools. As he was imagined, made up, by Tod. ©Odd.

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@anniegx

For Kat.

There once was a young girl named Kat, Who fell for a cute guy named Matt. When Matt said no and got with some Ho, Kat knew Matt was a twat..

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@anniegx

Jack

There once was a strange boy named Jack, Who carried a rather large sack. When asked “What’s inside?” He opened it up wide- No-one who looked came back..

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@syazman

A Chicken, 6 Ducks And 2 Yaks

There lived in a house by the tracks, A chicken, 6 ducks and 2 yaks, They made such a noise, Like schoolboys with new toys, When a train choo-chooed by on the tracks.

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