@nikujagagirl

To all my haters

To all my haters: You want to know how your mouth and a cow's anus are alike. All that comes out of them is bull sh!t..

@ren360

Butt...

"Ooh, look at me. I'm gonna touch the butt!" ~Sheldon, Finding Nemo..

@Tizzy

Right Here Right Now; Quote #1

~Quote from Russell Howard: Right Here Right Now; on last night at 9~ "Vajazzle. Sounds like something a mental person would do if you locked them in a warehouse full of tinsel!".

@anniegx

Overheard2

I don't like men with balls- they hit you in the head with them.

@JessieH

:/

That awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you octopus.

@dogdogluvr

Story Of My Life...

I plan to live forever... Or die trying!.

@Oliverthepen

Random #1: Spoons

Spoons. I wonder, who came up with that idea. I mean, it's not something that would suddenly pop up in your mind is it. Mind you, they're pretty cool. And Random..

@33Guetta78

Make the little things count... Teach midgets math..