Assange

@Supertecnoboff

Silence

There was a survey on why men liked blowjobs - 5% liked the look, 15% liked the feel and the other 80% liked the silence!.

@Lushee

Always Need Protection

Dad "I'm gonna put a hand full of condoms in the glove compartment of the car ...

@eddie

awsome.

right so i was banging this hoe and and her boy friend walked in and i was like WO. bdum tschhh.

@AnonLifeliver

Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat comes along and flashes at them. One of them has a stroke, the other one couldn't quite reach. :D.

@jesus

Joke

What do ethiopian do at night . Starve.

@Odd

It's funny how erection, infection and protection all rhyme - remember to put a hat on it guys. Or this might become something more serious than a joke... Like herpies... Nobody wants herpies.

@rominkemalka

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@lovebugmodel

A Stupid Joke

One day there was an old man who's name was Jeffrey and he was a bit deaf. So he asked his next door neighbour what his house should be called and his next door neighbour said fairy plum.