Dad "I'm gonna put a hand full of condoms in the glove compartment of the car ... I don't "
Son >goes red<
Dad "I don't give a shit if you don't want to talk about this with me, I don't want to talk to you about this with you, either. You think I want you screwing in my car ? No. But I'd much less rather have to pay for some kid you make because there ain't any condoms in their"
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Hai XD . I live in Ireland :) Ben nd Jerry's is awesome ... So are leprechauns
Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat comes along and flashes at them. One of them has a stroke, the other one couldn't quite reach. :D.
What do ethiopian do at night . Starve.
It's funny how erection, infection and protection all rhyme - remember to put a hat on it guys. Or this might become something more serious than a joke... Like herpies... Nobody wants herpies.
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Dropping bomb in lab Scientist: ( breath very strongly) John: dude come on(very angry) Scientist: (breath very strongly again) John: Dude just drop the fucking bomb already.
I GOT A DIG BICK You that read wrong You read that wrong too!.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball. Gaged.
right so i was banging this hoe and and her boy friend walked in and i was like WO. bdum tschhh.
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