Silence

@eddie

awsome.

right so i was banging this hoe and and her boy friend walked in and i was like WO. bdum tschhh.

@AnonLifeliver

Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat comes along and flashes at them. One of them has a stroke, the other one couldn't quite reach. :D.

@jesus

Joke

What do ethiopian do at night . Starve.

@Odd

It's funny how erection, infection and protection all rhyme - remember to put a hat on it guys. Or this might become something more serious than a joke... Like herpies... Nobody wants herpies.

@rominkemalka

jxjsbjxsnxksnxknxkn.

@Dave2332

Terminator 2

Dropping bomb in lab Scientist: ( breath very strongly) John: dude come on(very angry) Scientist: (breath very strongly again) John: Dude just drop the fucking bomb already.

@Edhum3

- Read It And Weep -

I GOT A DIG BICK You that read wrong You read that wrong too!.

@Lushee

Always Need Protection

Dad "I'm gonna put a hand full of condoms in the glove compartment of the car ...