Warning: contains some profanity!
Always wipe from front to back.
Be a friend when friends you lack.
Certain people come and go.
Don't be afraid to slap a hoe.
Every writer gets mental block,
Fuck...
Give a hungry vet a meal,
His sacrifice was more than real.
Icy days are fun I know...
Just don't eat the yellow snow.
Know that you are worth the time,
Loving yourself is not a crime
My next line doesn't rhyme:
Never, ever, EVER ask a woman if she's pregnant!
Only time your wounds will heal.
Perfect beauty isn't real.
Questions are the way you'll learn.
Respect is something you must earn.
Strange odors should be feared.
Toothbrushes should not be shared.
Underwear is optional...
Very, VERY, optional ;-)
Writer's thoughts are rarely clean.
Xerox your junk on the office machine.
You just live once, so I've heard.
Zappityass is not a word.
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